Sunday, August 14, 2005

A muggle's premonition of WWII

Have just finished the latest Harry Potter saga and predict that in the final showdown of WWII (i.e. Wizarding Wars II):

1. The official mobilisation of Dumbledore's Army in search of the remaining Horcruxes, unwittingly glossing over the possibility that there was one just right under their noses (i.e. the Chosen One)

2. More snogging, teenage angst and sop (undeniably sex sells, but considering that this is a children's book, JKR will settle for the next best option) - believe we have not yet heard the last of Viktor Krum.

3. The resurrection of a previously assasinated character through the revelation of the identity of the mysterious R.A.B.

4. The Half-Blooded Prince will be a key character in the final instalment in whom, good had always triumphed over evil since WWI

5. The discovery that the Chosen One and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named are father and son (very akin to Star Wars...hahahaha)

6. The outwitting and dramatic slaying of He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named in a one-to-one face-off with the Chosen One

7. The reunification of the entire Weasley family

8. A happily-ever-after ending for Harry, Ron and Lupin, complete with a corny joint wedding rejoiced by all mystical creatures and characters in the wizarding world

Hmmm...let's see one year from now how accurate a muggle without a crystal ball can be! hehehehehe....


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